a missing submarine, a missing submarine...
Not trying to make light of the fact that there are five people missing and their chances of survival are crashing exponentially as we get closer and closer to the sub running out of oxygen.
But this is an ill-gotten adventure by someone who refused to hire actual people qualified to run such a project. Apparently because those who were qualified were all fifty year old white people and this person wanted more inspirational and diverse people to be in charge.
The CEO of OceanGate, which is operating the missing Titanic tourist submarine, explains that the company didn’t want to hire any experienced “50 year old white guys” because they weren’t “inspirational.”
Of course the concept being that old white guys would certainly not be cool enough to create a submarine to be driven and maneuvered (and quite possibly crashed) by X-box controllers. They were not woke 20 something Gen Z and therefor had no place on something this cool. No, they were boring old white guys who would have done something way less inspirational and likely way more functional.
I guess you get what you pay for.
All that being said. I hope they find the submarine and rescue the people. By "they" I mean the fifty year old white guys who are now in charge of trying to clean up the mess. Nobody wants to see people die in this sort of needless and stupid manner.
"We're all dead in a woke submarine, a woke submarine, a woke submarine..."
Mario Nawfal on Twitter: "CONCLUSION from an 8 hour space on the TITANIC SUB with experts and friends of the passengers: 1. Most likely scenario is that the hull of the submersible imploded due to the brittle carbon fibre material, killing all 5 passengers within milliseconds 2. The second scenario is… https://t.co/NeQsmztGB5" / Twitter
Behold! The party of "Science."
https://twitchy.com/videos/2023/06/21/lgbtqai-myths-get-fact-checked-by-kennedys-common-sense-n2384710
According to 'science' people trapped deep beneath the surface of the ocean will die today due to a complete lack of oxygen. Let's just hope that they have their gender shit together as they gasp their last breath.
The ultimate de-volution of 'woke.'
We've gone from 'go woke, go broke', to 'go woke, get DEAD.'
And Trump was right yet again. Everything woke really does turn to shit.