This is a feel good story...

Senior Pentagon Official Caught Running Dog Fighting Ring, Executed Losing Dogs With Jumper Cables

Another day and another actual Biden administration scandal. Good thing that the New York is currently trying to put Trump out of business for working with international banks and paying back all of their loan obligations in a manner that liberals didn't care for, otherwise what would the left do to distract us from this?

Wait... I have an idea? How about Biden sends his German Shepherds to go live with the Pentagon official? Perhaps they can learn some tough love there, huh?