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Sixteen million people over 110 years years old are collecting SS checks.

Elon Musk is suggesting that we might have a vampire problem?

Where is my Social Security Check?
Where is my Social Security Check?

"Death field set to false" means the number is still active, according to the system. 


His chart showed more than 20 million over 100 years old "including more than 3.9 million in the 130-139 age range, more than 3.5 million in the 140-149 range and more than 1.3 million in the 150-159 range." Not to mention the couple of folks who must be the original vampires who are between 240 and 369 years old. 


Musk also noted how there were unresolved inconsistencies between the Social Security and Treasury files. 


I am sure there is some liberal out there who will sue to make sure that the 369 year old person still get's their checks. After all, what the hell else can a 369 year old person do at that age to garner money. Who would hire a 369 years old person for any job? I mean there is a point where age discrimination is no longer a valid argument for not hiring an older person. I think once hey get to be in the upper 200's it is legal not to hire them.

For reference, we legitimately have several hundred people who currently have lived past 110. According to Dickipedia (I mean Wikipedia) there are almost 800 supercentenarians living in the US, with the oldest being 114.

 
 

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