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Hey! They found the missing military jet!

What was this? A $100 million dollar plane that just went missing?


Who else pictured them wandering around in the forest looking under rocks and behind trees? The Babylon Bee had them clicking a key fob. Who knows what they were actually doing? How can you possibly lose a $100 million dollar plane in the first place?


Either way, it sounds like they didn't really find the plane, but they found the debris of the plane as it apparently crashed. Perhaps they should check in with Jake from State Farm or J.K. Simmons from Farmers to see what sort of insurance coverage they have? I suppose it is considered totaled, huh?

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Unknown member
Sep 19, 2023
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Unknown member
Sep 19, 2023

or women in bathing suits on the nose


of course back then we knew what a woman was



the greatest generation


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Unknown member
Sep 19, 2023

Remember when we had fuzzy dice or a rabbit's foot hanging from the rear view mirror rather than pride flags?

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Unknown member
Sep 19, 2023

In order to prove they found the right jet they need to recover the windshield.


The missing one had a rainbow flag decal


and a pride flag.

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