As the market crashes and the economy tumbles...

Liberals will tell us everything will be fine if we elect Harris, because she identifies as black!

• What is the best way to fend off a recession and make sure we have the correct fiscal policies?

• What is the best way to pause the doubts of investors and push the markets in the correct direction?

• What is the quickest, most effective way to spur business leaders to start hiring and raising wages?

Well, obviously we need to elect a woman of color, specifically one of mixed heritage who identifies as black. This is important because the economy is likely tanking right now because some people in our country still believe that Harris is half Indian. I mean, just look at how angry George Stephanopoulos got over the weekend at a black man who wouldn't admit that it is wrong to say she is mixed race. No question that if we just elect Harris to put an end to all of these racial slurs, this will all go away and things will be peachy keen. The economy hinges on whether or not Harris is Black and whether or not we elect her because of it. Nothing else apparently matters.

I am guessing that once we elect a women who identifies as Black that Vladimir Putin will stand down, Hamas and Israel will shake hands and make up, China will pull back on their economic aggression, and even the dictators of the world will cower. I mean, if electing a women who identifies as Black is so important to liberals, I guess there has to be a tangible reason besides their own feelings that this would be some sort of historical event.

I guess we could confirm by asking Harris, but she hasn't sat down with a reporter, held a press conference, or even taken a single question from anyone since she became the presumptive nominee a little over two weeks ago. So we are probably not going to get any ideas on how her identifying as black is going to solve these problems.